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There’s no doubt that Seal (I’m still trying to pry his surname from the depths of my memory because I refuse to give google and their invasion of my privacy by their new privacy policy, any attention today) and Heidi Klum were the poster children for successful interracial marriages, that is, until both of them decided that they would ruin all future Halloween parties by getting a divorce.

Everyone recently got heir panties in a bunch when they discovered that Seal was still wearing his wedding ring. Rumour has it that these two aren’t getting a divorce, they’re actually taking lessons from the Kardashians by playing up a fake divorce so that Seal could boost his album sales. What the rumour mill failed to mention was that Seal actually likes dressing in Heidi’s clothes and seldom forgets to remove the nail polish after his frequent “let me pretend to be a Victoria Secret tranny for a day” private sex show…i kid i kid

But seriously…why the fuck is Seal constantly wearing nail polish? and more importantly…why isn’t everyone up in arms about it?. It doesn’t fit his overall brand, it’s always the wrong colour and it looks foolish. He’s no Lenny Kravitz, so his stylist has failed him dearly.

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I couldn’t make this up if i tried. Pastor Patrick Wooden have resurfaced with fresh cunty claims about gay men that would surely may you sit ponder…and possibly get a hard on from his vivid thoughts. Wooden, who once claimed that gay men “have to wear a diaper” because of “what happens to the male anus” after anal sex, is now stating that “There are examples of men who have stretched their anuses, their sphincter muscles so that they could fit objects into themselves that once the sphincter muscle is stretched too much it will not contract,” Wooden said. “Because the truth is, despite the anger of the homosexual community, the anus is not a vagina.”

I’m pretty sure everyone would agree that the pastor is right, the ass isn’t a vagina…it’s better. Pastor Patrick Wooden also went on to proclaim.

“I know of a case where in a hospital a homosexual male had a cellphone lodged in his anus and as they were operating on him the phone went off, the phone started ringing! There have been instances where men have put bats — baseball bats — in their rectums!”

Mario Lopez hit up the Ellen set today to talk about things we don’t give a fuck about. During the interview, Ellen decided to generate some publicity to take her ratings up a bit and egged on Mario to strip down to his boxers…and we’re glad that she did. Mario’s body in ON POINT!. Abs and legs for days. Get you a piece. See the video below.

 
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Kellan Lutz showed off his sexy chest and biceps while hanging with Supermodel Kate Upton, on the set of the Dylan George and Abbot + Main Fall 2012 Campaign photo shoot in Venice Beach, CA. See more images below.
 
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