Seal and His Nail Polished Fingers

January 27th, 2012 | Author: Daseekah

There’s no doubt that Seal (I’m still trying to pry his surname from the depths of my memory because I refuse to give google and their invasion of my privacy by their new privacy policy, any attention today) and Heidi Klum were the poster children for successful interracial marriages, that is, until both of them decided that they would ruin all future Halloween parties by getting a divorce.

Everyone recently got heir panties in a bunch when they discovered that Seal was still wearing his wedding ring. Rumour has it that these two aren’t getting a divorce, they’re actually taking lessons from the Kardashians by playing up a fake divorce so that Seal could boost his album sales. What the rumour mill failed to mention was that Seal actually likes dressing in Heidi’s clothes and seldom forgets to remove the nail polish after his frequent “let me pretend to be a Victoria Secret tranny for a day” private sex show…i kid i kid

But seriously…why the fuck is Seal constantly wearing nail polish? and more importantly…why isn’t everyone up in arms about it?. It doesn’t fit his overall brand, it’s always the wrong colour and it looks foolish. He’s no Lenny Kravitz, so his stylist has failed him dearly.