Boring Tricks, Limp D*cks and Mundane Hips
There are some things that you have to let go in life…big dick porn stars that basically lay there and let the seemingly annoyed bottom do all the sweating…is not one of them. I remember one of my friends falling head over heels for a guy he met while taking a piss in the lady’s toilet at a club (There was a long line at the males toilet…don’t ask).
He met up with the guy the day after and sucked him off in the back seat of his Hyundai X3. The guy apparently had a 11 inch with a massive girth and my friend couldn’t wait to get him in bed. They finally slept together and my friend said it was the worst sex he’s ever had. Why? Because the massive girth just couldn’t live up to the mundane hips and lack of any sort of sexual adroitness.
Gay performers such as Castro reminds me of this story, albeit, straight performers like Mandingo also suffer from the “burn out hip syndrome”. I rather watch paint dry on a wet wall than watch a Mandingo scene.
I digress….
The only Castro/Supreme scene(s) that’s probably ever gonna get you to go through your phonebook for your 3am booty call, was when Tiger Tyson and Camron snatched his corn rows into a back arch. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a lovely specimen to look at, but i rather see him sitting on a d*ck than giving it. I’m not even gonna mention the amount of limp pause moments, that probably gnaws at the Directors’ testoids.
On the other hand, straight performers like Mandigo should not be allowed infront of the camera. His d*ck size does not compensate for his lacklustre sexual performance and overall humdrum…I’m just sayin’.
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